This is Nicolas and Nicoline.

Oh, well, that's a fantastic title. 

Can you think of anything better?

*huffs*

I'll take that as a no. 

So, are you going to introduce us?

I just did. In the title. 

*glares*

You know you're doing an awful lot of nonverbal communication here, sis. *clears throat* Hello, all random people. I am Prince Nicolas of Rohesia, and the vision sitting next to me is my twelve-year-old twin sister, Nicoline.

I'm not a vision!

True, but you are a grump. Ouch! Don't hit.

I only hit if you deserve it. And you completely deserved that one.

Well, anyway, random people, we just wanted to let you know that we kicked Kiri off the face of the planet.

Um, no, we didn't.

Okay, fine. She left her computer unguarded, and we confiscated it. 

See, we're really trying to do her a favor. She's very busy with a lot of stuff at home right now, and trying to get our story published, and then she's also really distracted with writing on The Dragon Tamer again. 

I don't know why she'd want to write about all of them when we're so much more fun.

Nicolas, shh! That's rude. We wanted to help Kiri out by doing the whole blog tour party book release thing for her, so she didn't have to worry about it. 

That's right, we did. And since we're going to take over the party, it'll be epic! We know everything there is to know about The Rose and the Balloon, plus we have the dirty, inside scoop on Kiri...

But we're not going to release all the dirty information on Kiri. *glares*

Well, maybe not. But our book comes out tomorrow! So, random people, get your wallets and credit cards ready, and be ready to buy it off Amazon! Bye for now!

What are credit cards anyway?

Not really sure, sis.